Buckets dropped all of IPJ’s bets on Golazo Morning Footy, and every single pick he gave cashed. But then his own bets hit too. That’s right: both guys are red-hot, and over the four quarterfinal matches, we finished up +7.76 units, with nearly +4 units coming in stoppage time alone. Gonzalo hit. Guirassy hit. Cole Palmer hit. PSG scored their second down two men. This is the heater we told you was coming.

📆 THE Semifinals Slate

Tuesday 3 PM ET – 🇧🇷 Fluminense v Chelsea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🪣 Buckets: Chelsea Over 1.5 TT (-115)
🎯 IPJ: Cole Palmer To Score or Assist (-115)

Chelsea have hit 9 across their last three games. Cole Palmer is cooking. Fluminense look tough but faded late vs Al Hilal and were maybe lucky to make it this far.

Wednesday 3 PM ET – 🇫🇷 PSG v Real Madrid 🇪🇸

🪣 Buckets: Gonzalo García TSOA (+140)
🎯 IPJ: Real Madrid to Advance (+110)
🎯 IPJ: Mbappé ATGS (+115)

Buckets sees Gonzalo magic again. IPJ backs the kings of knockout chaos. Mbappé? He’s gotta flex against his former club, right?

📊 INFANTINO TO WORLD: “WET MY BEAK”

It’s been one hell of a month together in this fever dream we called the Club World Cup. Was it a one-off? A souped-up Confed Cup? A backdoor pilot for the Super League no one wanted? Whatever it was, it delivered.

We learned that Brazilian clubs play like UEFA giants, while North American sides continue to play like North American sides. We learned that every team has a star striker, a 17-year-old wonderkid, and a goalkeeper who makes you scream, and sometimes all three are the same guy. We learned that when nothing makes sense, everything hits. And most importantly, we learned that if you give 32 clubs a shot at global glory and millions of dollars in the middle of summer and slap it on American soil, the chaos will come. Late winners, dumb red cards, daily lightning storms, bets cashing in the 90+8’, and your silly ass sitting there sweating Fluminense moneylines in July.

Anyway, good luck out there kids and we’ll see you over the weekend. Go Sports!