Since Saturday, we’d been cooking. First Bowen. Then Bayern. Then Glimt. But when 18-year old Argentine Alvaro Montoro scored THIS INCONSEQUENTIAL GOAL to cash our BTTS at the end of last night’s Copa Lib loss to San Antonio Bulo Bulo* - it became official:

The gods have spoken. The heater is real.

Let’s see if we can keep feeding the fire, starting with today’s three.

🧼 THURSDAY SLATE | APR 24

1. 12 ET – Junkeren v Bodø/Glimt 🇳🇴

    🪣 Bet: Over 1.5 Goals 1st Half

    📈 Odds: -110

2. 3:30p ET – Atletico Madrid v Rayo Vallecano 🇪🇸

    🪣 Bet: Julián Álvarez TSOA

    📈 Odds: -120

3. 6pm ET – Bolivar v Palmeiras 🏆

    🪣 Bet: BTTS

    📈 Odds: -115

Yes, we know Bodø’s playing again. Yes, we’re riding them again. Semi-related: our Bodø-Lazio Youtube shorts are among the most-watched content we’ve ever produced. And that includes all 5 seasons of the Bundesliga on Fox ⬇️

🟡 Toothbrush Army, report for duty.

📅 FRIDAY SLATE | APR 25

1. 1pm ET – Besiktas v Hatayspor 🇹🇷

    🪣 Bet: Over 1.5 Goals 1st Half

    📈 Odds: -110

2. 3pm ET – Feyenoord v PEC Zwolle 🇳🇱

    🪣 Bet: Feyenoord o2.5 Team Total

    📈 Odds: +100 ✅

3. 3:30p ET – Famalicao v Braga 🇵🇹

    🪣 Bet: BTTS

    📈 Odds: -110

Let’s end the week the way we started it — snapping necks and cashing checks.

🐹 BONUS PICK ALERT 🐹

🐹 DIRECT FROM THE DUTCH OVEN 🐹
A royal dispatch from our man in Rotterdam — Sir Lemmiwinks, the Gerbil King himself — and it’s spicy:

This is not a drill. This is Twente v PSV, today at 3pm ET, in the Dutch Eredivisie. The play: Sam Steijn Anytime Goalscorer (+190)

Don’t question the Gerbil King.
Just take the cheese. 🧀

📣 TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS.

💥 Friday: YouTube drops the full weekend slate.
🎙️ New live show brewing.
🎥 On-site coverage on the horizon.
The FCST Empire? It’s not just growing.
It’s advancing.

Did we just jinx it?
Probably.
But history favors the loud, not the lucky.