After a midweek of frustration, the board lit up green again. Hammer Jarrod Bowen found the net, Buckets’ beloved Bayern found four, and visiting Atalanta found Milan fast asleep. We cashed on Forest before most fans found their seats. And when Molde and Bodø traded chaos in the Eliteserien? We were already counting cash by halftime.

Yes, Everton and Augsburg did us dirty. And Saka somehow blanked in a 4–0 Arsenal win. But the chart doesn’t lie: 11-7, green across the board, and an early-week slate that’s already humming.

💰 Top Profit Hits:

• West Ham 1-1 Southampton
  (✅ Bowen ATGS +120)

  A stunning solo goal from Jarrod Bowen. We were cashing before Saints even woke up.

• Milan 0-1 Atalanta
  (✅ Atalanta DNB +100)

  Ederson’s diving header was the only quality in a flat performance. Our DNB hit without stress.

• Heidenheim 0-4 Bayern
  (✅ Over 1.5 1H +100)

  This cashed inside 19 minutes. Clinical. Efficient. German.

• Tottenham 1-2 Forest
  (✅ Forest Over 1.5 1H TT -110)

  Two goals before the 17th minute. We love a no-sweat win.

• Molde 2-2 Bodø/Glimt
  (✅ Bodø Over 1.5 TT -115)

  Both goals before the break, including a beauty from Sjøvold. Line smashed.

• Villa 4-1 Newcastle
  (✅ BTTS + Over 2.5 -120)

  BTTS? Yep. Over 2.5? Smashed it. Plus, Watkins was unstoppable.

• Brentford 4-2 Brighton
  (✅ BTTS + Over 2.5 -120)

  Absolute goalfest. Chaos was expected, and it paid.

• Mainz 2-2 Wolfsburg
  (✅ Over 2.5 -125)

  Late drama sealed this one. Cashed before halftime

• Leicester 0-1 Liverpool
  (✅ LFC ML + Under 4.5 -130)

  A clean, controlled win. Smart combo cashed.

• Fulham 1-2 Chelsea
  (✅ CFC ML + Under 4.5 -135)

  Chelsea stayed just under the number. No flair, just finance.

• Columbus 0-1 Miami
  (✅ Miami DC -150)

  Not exciting, just right.

❌ Coldest Misses:

• Augsburg 0-0 Frankfurt (❌ BTTS -135)

  Not even close. Just 3 real chances total.

• Everton 0-2 City (❌ BTTS -135)

  City broke through late. Everton never looked like scoring.

• Ipswich 0-4 Arsenal (❌ Saka TSOA +105)

  Four goals for Arsenal. Zero for Saka. Cold.

• Palace 0-0 Bournemouth (❌ Mateta TSOA -120)

  With his side down one Yank 🚩 Mateta never threatened.

• Utrecht 4-0 Ajax (❌ BTTS + Over 2.5 -110)

  Utrecht did it all. Ajax didn’t show up.

• Man United 0-1 Wolves (❌ Over 2.5 -110)

  Wolves carried it. United contributed nothing.

• Lecce 0-3 Como (❌ BTTS -110)

  Lecce were never in it. Waste of a pick.

🔮 This Week’s Best Bets

Tuesday – Apr 22

💥 Portuguese Cup: Rio Ave v Sporting
Over 1.5 goals 2H (-125)

🧿 Turkish Cup: Konyaspor v Galatasaray
Gala o1.5 TT (-130)

🧃 BTTS Parlay (+650):
⚽ Barcelona v Mallorca BTTS
🗼 Nantes v PSG BTTS
🔥 LDU Quito v Flamengo BTTS

Wednesday – Apr 23

👑 La Liga: Getafe v Real Madrid
Madrid o1.5 TT (-110)

🎯 La Liga: Celta Vigo v Villarreal
Over 2.5 goals (-130)

🌎 Copa Lib: San Antonio Bulo Bulo v Vélez Sarsfield
BTTS (-110)

Thursday – Apr 24

🌲 Norweigian Cup: Junkeren v Bodø/Glimt
Over 1.5 goals 1H (-110)

💚 Copa Lib: Bolívar v Palmeiras
BTTS (-115)

🇪🇸 La Liga: Atlético Madrid v Vallecano
Julian Alvarez TSOA (-120)

Friday – Apr 25

🌀 Lemmiwinks’ Dutch Heater: Feyenoord v PEC Zwolle
Feyenoord o2.5 TT (+100)

🫱 Liga Portugal: Famalicao v Braga
BTTS (-110)

🔥 Turkish Super Lig: Besiktas v Hatayspor
Over 1.5 goals 1H (-110)

🎙️ Quote of the Week 🗣️

🪥 To the hundreds of you who replied “TOOTHBRUSH” to last week’s email — we see you, we love you, and your reward is coming. No shade to the rest of you… but our hearts (and bets) belong to our Bodø Army. 💛🖤