We’re deep enough in now to separate the tourists from the killers.

Today isn’t about introductions; it’s about intentions.

Benfica smells blood. Flamengo wants control. LAFC needs a lifeline. And Bayern? Bayern should know better than to underestimate a South American team the day after the European champs got punked by Botafogo.

We’ve banked profit the last two days. Let’s make it three.

Four matches. Full coverage. The margins are shrinking.

Let’s go.

🕛 12 PM ET – 🇵🇹 Benfica v Auckland City 🇳🇿

🪣 Buckets Pick: Both Teams to Score (+240)
☠️ Ian Pick: First Goal Scored Between Minutes 1–10 (+105)

Buckets believes in chaos. Ian believes in mercy. Either way, we could be cashing early.

🕒 2 PM ET – 🇧🇷 Flamengo v Chelsea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🪣 Buckets Pick: Both Teams to Score (+100)
☠️ Ian Picks: Chelsea ML (+120), Cole Palmer to Score or Assist (+105), Cole Palmer to Assist (+450)

Buckets is betting both teams score. Ian is betting Cole Palmer is involved in all of it.

🕕 6 PM ET – 🇺🇸 LAFC v ES Tunis 🇹🇳

🪣 Buckets Pick: LAFC to Score in the 1st Half (-115)
☠️ Ian Pick: Denis Bouanga Anytime Goalscorer (+155)

Buckets goes tactical. Ian goes with Bouanga because if LAFC score, it’s probably him.

🕘 9 PM ET – 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich v Boca Juniors 🇦🇷

🪣 Buckets Pick: Thomas Müller to Score or Assist (-115)
☠️ Ian Pick: Both Teams to Score (+100)

Müller would like nothing more than to leave Bayern with a nine-figure swansong payday. And IPJ sees a Boca punch in this one too…if Botafogo can do it, why not Boca?

👀 Viewer Button Update

📢 Viewer Spotlight:

Texas Tyrel is all over the early-surge trend and is backing:
Bayern Over 1.5 First Half Team Total (+195)

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📬 CLICK ON BUTTON, TYPE THE BOX, BASK IN ACCOLADES 🏆

🗓 What’s Coming Saturday

We’re back tomorrow with four more group-stage matchups:

– Sundowns vs Dortmund (yellow v yellow 😱)
– Inter vs Urawa (good seats still available 🏟️)
– Fluminense vs Ulsan (lose & yr fukked)
– River Plate vs Monterrey (🇦🇷🔥🔥🔥🇲🇽)

🔴 LIVE on MONDAY

📺 The 1st Annual FC Stoppage Time June 23rd Youtube Shitshow (LIVE) 💩

🪣 Live on YouTube | Monday @ 2PM ET

Buckets is hosting. Special guests are lining up. Nothing is safe.

Live bets. Live riffs. Live breakdowns. 🤪

It’s going to be unfiltered, unhinged, and possibly useful. 🤷‍♂️

REPLY TO THIS EMAIL if you’d like to make an appearance (no promises, the producer is a dick, but we’ll consider whatever 🍆)

🧨 This is the show we’ve been pretending we’re not building all tournament long. DO NOT MISS IT 😠