It’s Friday. The board is full. And Buckets has cooked up a buffet of both teams to score, team totals, and golden goal-scorer gems. No need to wait until kickoff—his full weekend card is locked in now. Bookmark it, tail it, fade it (at your own peril), or pick your poison. Just don’t sleep.

Here’s the full rundown for this weekend (all times ET):

🧨 SATURDAY (ET)

🇮🇹 9:00a – Lecce v Como
‣ Both Teams to Score -110

🇩🇪 9:30a – Heidenheim v Bayern
‣ 1st Half Over 1.5 Goals +100

🇩🇪 9:30a – Mainz v Wolfsburg
‣ Over 2.5 Goals -125

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10:00a – Everton v Manchester City
‣ Both Teams to Score -135

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10:00a – West Ham v Southampton
‣ Jarrod Bowen Anytime Goalscorer +120

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10:00a – Brentford v Brighton
‣ BTTS + Over 2.5 Goals -120

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10:00a – Crystal Palace v Bournemouth
‣ Mateta To Score or Assist -120

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 12:30p – Aston Villa v Newcastle
‣ BTTS + Over 2.5 Goals -120

🇺🇸 4:30p – Columbus Crew v Inter Miami
‣ Miami Double Chance -150

🐰 SUNDAY (ET)

🇳🇱 6:15a – Utrecht v Ajax
‣ BTTS + Over 2.5 Goals -110 🐭

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 9:00a – Fulham v Chelsea
‣ Chelsea Double Chance + Under 4.5 Goals -135

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 9:00a – Ipswich v Arsenal
‣ Saka To Score or Assist +105

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 9:00a – Manchester United v Wolves
‣ Over 2.5 Goals -110

🇩🇪 9:30a – Augsburg v Frankfurt
‣ Both Teams to Score -135

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 12:30p – Leicester v Liverpool
‣ Liverpool ML + Under 4.5 Goals -130

🇮🇹 2:45p – AC Milan v Atalanta
‣ Atalanta Draw No Bet +100

⚡ MONDAY (ET)

🇮🇹 12:00p – Genoa v Lazio
‣ Lazio to Score in 2nd Half -120

🇳🇴 1:15p – Molde v Bodø/Glimt
‣ Bodo Team Total Over 1.5 -115

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3:00p – Tottenham v Nottingham Forest
‣ Forest to Score in 1st Half -110

💛 SHOUTOUT TO THE SUPERLAGET 🦷

Look, we don’t know what’s happening with the algorithm. We just know this: every time we mention FK Bodø/Glimt, our numbers go absolutely Aspmyra.

You maniacs love them. We love them.

And as proud digital members of J-feltet, the toothbrush-wielding yellow horde, we say this with conviction:

GLIMT I KAMP. GLIMT I HJERTE.

Everything this club does, they do in the Arctic Circle with a toothbrush in the stands and joy in their hearts. They’ve won four league titles in five years, dragged Norwegian football into the 21st century, and just became the first Norwegian club to reach a European semi-final, knocking out Lazio in super-dramatic fashion last Thursday.

So to the town of Bodø, to Kjetil Knutsen’s flowing brilliance, to Patrick Berg’s captaincy, to the eternal midfield ghost of Runar Berg…

We see you. We believe. We bet the over.

And if you’re not watching our Bodø/Glimt picks, previews, and gloriously unhinged analysis?

You’re not living—you’re simply surviving.

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